animatedtext:

animatedtext:

did you yeet today or did today yeet you?

i notice some of y’all were yoted today. hang in there. you’ll live to yeet another day

leafgreen6:

teenagerposts:

me: “nah I won’t fall asleep. I’m not even that tired”

also me 3 minutes later:

(Source: twitter.com)

jessicamiriamdrew:

My 7 year old son: So if a boy likes another boy, he’s gay?

Me: Maybe. But it’s not just gay or straight. There’s lots of things a person can be.

My son, nodding wisely: Like Jewish.

(Source: deansurvived)

poprocksromance:

okiedoki-todoroki:

How to make Shinsou stronger: 

Have him say the most random stuff to people in fights. Like I’m talking human shitpost generator. He says something like “Hallelujah and Waluigi have the same number of syllables” and his opponent just stops and goes “….what?” 

Boom. Instant mind control. #1 Hero Shinsou Hitoshi.

I’m imagining that there are these known “monologuer” villains and everyone just turns to Shinsou and says “Alright buddy, this one is yours.”

teenagerposts:

me: *logs into gmail on another device*

google security:

(Source: twitter.com)

cybeast-gregar:

cybeast-gregar:

wheres that gif of a dude playing golf but he lands it like a fire emblem crit animation

neferxpitou:

johns:

johns:

me reading the Bible: this guy can walk on water just like naruto

naruto died for our sins

sasuke is judas